THIS MEDICAL JOURNAL WAS RECOVERED IN PATIENT 3031'S ROOM FROM THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.
DAY 1 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Hello. I'm going to keep this short and simple.
I'm a doctor at Hartsfield Medical Research Center. Recently, we had gotten a new patient in, infected with Virus 3031 (More commonly known as the Siam Virus). The patient was a young Russian medical author, who had written an entire encyclopedic-esque journal entry. She has since destroyed that journal entry.
She appears to be suffering from Strain-A of the virus, the most volatile strain. Reason being, it causes Schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder. We're currently holding her in an isolation unit, and she's been given 30mg of a new drug. Aspreovus-A, is what they're calling it. Personally I think it's bullshit. Well, I'm going to go perform surgery on someone with a burst appendix. I'll write in this tomorrow.
DAY 2 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
It's now day 2, and I think we're making some progress with the patient! We've dubbed her Patient #3031, in light of her having the virus.
To clarify on why we think that new drug is working, her vitals are stable. Heart rate is 100BpM, and she's breathing finely. Her RBCC (Red Blood Cell count) is rising from 10t to 20t, which is a little bit short of the healthy range. Of course, the little t besides the numbers stands for trillion.
I think we're really making some progress here.
DAY 3 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Shit. It's a lie. Her vitals are dropping, RBCC at 5t. She's breathing roughly and honestly, I don't think she'll live. Due to her Schizophrenic outbursts, she's managed to kill a doctor. Sigh, this line of work is never easy. Hopefully we'll be able to cure her. It's a constant race against the clock. I don't know whether or not we're giving her enough Aspreovus-A, so I rasied it to 45mg. It'll be enough, I hope.
DAY 4 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
She's breached containment. I honestly don't know what to say right now. She's gone off and killed 5 doctors and 6 nurses while yelling in Latin. She's never taken Latin before. Maybe she has Strains A and C? I'm not even sure. All I know is that she's a crazy-ass bitch that needs to be shot. Unfortunately we can't. We've got to cure her...Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck ALL OF THIS. I'm not even sure what to do now.
DAY 5 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
A rather uneventful day. Which is always good, considering how psychotic she is. I've been told to refrain from using profanity in this, and I will. She was a good girl and took all of her meds today. She even ate! Her RBCC is 15t, which is great! I think we're really in the clear this time. She's managed to speak in English, muttering an apology and a thank you to one of our nurses for feeding her.
I just hope we're not wrong about this.
DAY 6 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Day 6 of her being in here. Again, another uneventful day. I'm actually glad. Her RBCC is at 30t, a healthy range. Her breathing is nice and calm, we'll keep her medicated for atleast another 3 weeks before considering releasing her. I think we're at the edge of a Nobel Prize!
DAY 7 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Lies. Everyone lies. I think I should explain why I said that. Well, let's just say that she HASN'T been getting better at all. Those damned nurses lied to me. Apparently, she's been getting worse with her RBCC at 999,000,000. Which is horrible. I can't believe I'd be lied to. Mind those nurses that I control their paycheck...Let's just say they've lost $1000. Her breathing is rather fine, English speaking skills subpar. We're taking her into surgery to see if it fixes anything. I say just give her a lobotomy and call it a day.
DAY 8 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
It's spreading. The virus is spreading. We now have 8 patients in Isolated Units. 3, including patient 3031, has died. I don't even WANT to know what fuck up they did. All I know is we've failed. We only have 5 living patients now, and instead of containing the virus we let it spread. Whoop-de-fucking-do.
DAY 9 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Zombies. That's right, zombies. The virus has mutated enough to no longer act as a cytocide, but as a regenerative property. I've barricaded myself in my office hoping and praying to be rescued. I don't know how the fuck it mutated this fast. I believe now that God has abandoned humanity. I've no longer bene able to trust ANYONE.
DAY 10 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Welp. Everyone in this facility except me is dead. The government has cut off power to us. We're trappe-...What's that light doing? Why am I so calm?...Wait...Get that scalpel away from me!...
DAY 11 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Lies, blasmephy, and death. I can't believe it. They're all dead but me...But....There was a bright light and a man with a scalpel... Odd! I demand to know that is going-Oh...I feel tired. I think I'll take a nap and just continue this when I awaken. I haven't been sleeping that well anyways...Good night...
DAY 12 OF VIRUS 3031 IN THE HARTSFIELD MEDICAL RESEARCH CENTER
Oh. Is this the doctor's log? Heh...I'm sorry to inform you all this but, the doctor never existed at all. The patient, however, did. In fact, the patient was the doctor. Patient 3031 was just having a major Schizophrenic episode. No zombies existed at all. No nothing. I'm the REAL doctor. Patient 3031 has passed away, so our theory was right. Patients DO take a nap only to die in their sleep.
Which is interesting none-the-less. Well, I have nothing else to do here. I suppose I'll end this journal here, where it stands. As an ode to the Schizophrenic hallucinations of a mad man. I wonder though, HOW did they hallucinate the zombies and being locked up in their office? Schizophrenia is apparently more complex than any of us have though.