I have great ideas for two different pastas, but no time at all :( I'm basing them off of my real "what if" fears, assuming that what indeed does if. One is about a typical night walk with my boyfriend turning into a ghost's reenactment of their own death. Another will be a very short pasta, like the creepy theory pastas. About what is really happening when, in the middle of the night, your significant other gradually feels bonier and colder lying against you. I plan on ending it with "If you love your sleep-mate, make sure you sleep facing them." In fact, I have a very vague idea for a normalpornfornormalpeople-esque pasta, but haven't given it much thought yet.
Also, I want the "you shouldn't have done that" badge.