The use of the word 'anyways' has become a clear sign of a pasta that needs extensive editing/proofreading, in my humble opinion. It's so improper and slang-y, and its usually in pair with horrendous grammar. I think I used the word 'anyways' when I was around 12 or 13, and now, a decade later, it makes me cringe. I wish it would be freakin' banned.Read more >
Ahh, I accidently just added the "bad" template to The_Cat_Sidhe and then realized it says "for admin and VCROC use only." I didn't see it before adding the template. It also says removing the bad template is for admin/vcroc only, so I didn't want to do any more damage by trying to undo my mistake. I'm hoping Skelly, Sloshed, or whoever will see this and let me know what to do. The page seriously does need to be deleted, or heavily edited. It's terrible to begin with, but the google-translate feel of the text itself is grounds enough for the bad template.Read more >
I finally understand that town who outlawed whistling... I'm sitting here reading creepypasta, alone in my apartment. And under the sound of my 5 cats wrestling each other and ESPN First Take quietly resonating from the television in the other room, I hear the creepiest sounding old tune being whistled through the wall next to me. It literally sounded like it was in the wall. It didn't travel back and forth from side to side like the sounds from next door usually do as my neighbors pace around their house. It seemed to ascend upward and then slowly come back in a semi-circle. Or even a figure-eight form. It was definitely an old, sad tune and the notes were somewhat unsettling. I muted the TV and listened for a few moments, and then all of…Read more >
20 Questions if you care to get to know me, comment if you read it and feel free to criticize without mercy ^_^
1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
- -Inconsiderate people. Also, the bottom of my pants getting wet in the rain.
2. What were you like when you were a kid?
- -I had selective mutism so I didn't talk to anyone, but I had a college reading level by fourth grade.
3. What was your most embarrassing moment?
- -I'm easily embarrassed, but when I was young I was really embarrassed about my family being kinda poor.
4. What was your most favorite toy?
- -Lamby, a knock-off Lambchop doll, and all of the life size looney tunes characters my dad got from working at Skeeball Inc. Until I got a playstation ;)
5. Which car would you be and why?
- -Would I be…
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I have great ideas for two different pastas, but no time at all :( I'm basing them off of my real "what if" fears, assuming that what indeed does if. One is about a typical night walk with my boyfriend turning into a ghost's reenactment of their own death. Another will be a very short pasta, like the creepy theory pastas. About what is really happening when, in the middle of the night, your significant other gradually feels bonier and colder lying against you. I plan on ending it with "If you love your sleep-mate, make sure you sleep facing them." In fact, I have a very vague idea for a normalpornfornormalpeople-esque pasta, but haven't given it much thought yet.
Also, I want the "you shouldn't have done that" badge.Read more >