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Someone Studious

Exam time table:

[11:25]: Come home after a long day of school and exams and stuff. Do nothing for a while.

[11:40]: Continue doing nothing.

[12:00]: Call mum, tell her you're hungry.

[13:00]: Use the internet.

[13:10]: Now, then, let's see what exam we've got tomorrow...

[13:12]: Oh my glob.

[13:13]: Stare at the exam time table in rapt attention, willing it to burn up.

[13:15]: That didn't work. Panic.

[13:20]: Panic! Panic! Panic!

[13:25]: Sleep.

[15:17]: Begrudgingly wake up.

[15:20]: Have coffee; suffer from second degree burns.

[15:31]: Sigh and mutter: Pain is good. Get to work.

[15:34]: Nah, I don't really wanna.

[15:35]: Force it upon yourself. You must cram something into your head.

[15:41]: LIKE A BULLET.

[15:43]: Dream about distant lands, unicorns, and other random stuff.

[15:59]: Get really crabby and give the textbook a death penalty for torture.

[16:20]: Fantasize about what you're gonna do in the holidays.

[16:30]: Do all those things.


[18:06]: Attempt to study, almost succeed.

[18:19]: Use the internet. Whatever.

[18:22]: Talk like an emo kid on the cp wiki chat. Then talk about the meaning of life and death and unsolved mysteries and humanity.

[18:25]: Go on about Shylock's speech on humanity.

[18:26]: If you prick us, do we not bleed?! If you tickle us, do we not laugh?! If you poison us, do we not DIE?! and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?!

[18:40]: Let us go, then, you and I; when the evening is spread out against the sky. Like a patient etherized upon a table...

[18:42]: Snap out of it.

[18:45]: Watch a movie, preferably a musical.


[19:00]: Finally look at your book, and realize you know nothing.

[19:01]: For some reason you can't quite fathom, lapse into euphoria.

[19:50]: Go to sleep. It has been a long day.

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