My proto-type Russian Renfare Phone 3 is now crispy because of some certain pain in the arse...Read more >
Hello, I'm WatermelonMonkey. I work on the article Happy Appy and I'm planning to write my own article some time. I wish I had a pet chimp because i have liked monkeys since I was 7 years old. So there is nothing else to say. Bye.
Quotes in IRL
"Forenzik, I have more bllets loaded so don't think about getting up"
"Fuck you Forenzik you morbid douchebag"
-WatermelonMonkeyRead more >