Name: Dave strider. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no but my real name is Noah Gray Jones.
Favorite color: i have two, Blue and red.
Favorite things: Games, Homestuck, 90's movies, Rose lalonde, Dave strider.
Ships: Dave X Rose OTP
Relationship status: Single
Do i have a crush: Yes
Who do i have a crush on?: Fuck off
just tell us asshole: No. fuck that. go away
I will rain fiery-: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE OR DEAL WITH IT YOUR NOT FINDING THE FUCK OUT
do you like waffles?: No but i like homestuck
are you a homosexual?: no i'm pansexual
same thing: no it isn't
you still fuck guys: .... get the fuck out
whose your favorite homestuck character?: are. are you even fucking serious man? HELLO LOOK AT MY NAME its DAVE STRIDER.
whose your favorite homestuck Kid?: Dave.
Whose your favorite Homestuck Troll?: Tavros/Karkat (its a tie)
fetishes?: Incest (i know fuck you i'm weird alright?) glasses, shyness, nerdiness, being a homestuck fan, being a rose cosplayer, fangs,
now this is a really important questi-: Seven inches.