So I need to make a signature!...

I always see "HERE'S HAILY"

or "The hand of god ... The one that I didn't pay attention to his signature and have short term memory"

How the heck do I put those in?!

My ideas for those cancerous signatures are "Crazy doesn't even begin to describe it" and "Submitter Happy"


Trigger warning is here because I just wasted your time :)