First off, let me say that I'm not kidding about my birthday. I really was born on Halloween.

Second, no, I'm not Italian, and no, I didn't come up with the name for my Creepypasta profile. ThatPastaGuy was a nickname long before now. I just love pasta that much.

Finally, I might as well explain how my review system works.

There is no system. I just look at it and give it a score.

I'll post any that I particularly like here as a 'Spotlighted Pasta', as both a tribute to them and a nod to you, dear reader, on what to read.

Well, I say dear reader. If there's anyone out there actually reading this crap, you get something for your trouble.

Enjoy your pasta!