hey, it's ashe.
anyway, my friend cely told me this story.
one time, there was this dude who got himself a hooker and they proceeded into a hotel. so the dude was watching porn while the chick freshened up in the restroom. but she took forever so the guy decided to check up on her.
what he saw shocked him. the girl slipped on a bar of soap and was now dead with her head open and bleeding.
he didn't know what to do.
so he decided to eat the girl to hide the body. after he was finished, he put all the bones in his bag and cleaned up the place.
unfortunately for him, the hotel had hidden cameras in every room and his crime was caught on tape. he got arrested. the end.