Sup everyone. I recently decided to take on the most dangerous job in the world - is it lion wrestling? Secret ninja jitsu? No, it's critiques. (Okay that sounded stupid.)

Since I rather not review on every pasta I come across, I hope you people would, um, possibly ask for a pasta to be reviewed? My writing may have come from a drunkard high on cocaine, but I'll try to make my reviews as mature, solid, reasonable, and informative as my little brain can allow.

Summing it up: if you want one of your precious pastas reviewed by a crazy asshole, comment below and provide a link to the story! First come, first serve. :P

Uh, so yeah. Help me out with this and I'll TRY to help you out with your pastas. Thanks if you do.