If I am a haunted game cartridge who manages to move to a computer, I will not posses his Cleverbot. I'll use facebook to ensure I can quickly infect everyone on his friends list.
If a person knows that the game I'm haunting is haunted and is stupid enough to play me, I will have them make more copies of me by fooling them into thinking that will destroy me. Better yet, I'll have them upload me to Pirate Bay.
I will promptly make sure I have fewer fan girls than I do people afraid of me. Babes aren't important.
If anyone is going to follow me around, it will be one of two people: an average two year old and the most interesting man in the world. If either one of them spot a flaw in something that makes me creepy, unnerving, or scary, it will be rectified immediately.
I will find some way to ensure my own survival, even after the group of heroes gang up and attempt to destroy me.
If I cannot survive, I will have a back up plan consisting of a number of mindless drones meant to carry on my plans.
Finally, the farthest a story written about me will go is to the nearest trash can - unless for some reason I feel differently.