I have officially published my first creepypasta. Whoo! So exciting!
I think it's a reasonable pasta. Short and bittersweet.
I'm proud of my work. It may be the start of a great adventure.
The pasta is titled "The Older I Get." (search for it, fam. I'm too lazy to post a link to it.)
Be sure to check it out, tell me what you think and give me some tips on my writing for my next pasta!Read more >
I have a cold. It sucks. A lot.
I'm on the ending part of it, but when I had it, it was horribur.
As compared to April of this year when I had bronchitis, this cold was nothing.
But as with everybody, colds are the bane of our existence.
If a cold were a person, he would be the kid who farts in class.
A cold is the person everybody hates named Brian.
A cold is a little kid kicking your shins and head-butting your balls.
Colds are dicks.Read more >