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    You wake up and find yourself in an empty room. There’s a white glow.

    What could the glow be? Is it a mutated firefly? Is it a magical crystal? Is it deadly? You walk up to the glow, and reach to it with a trembling hand. The glow is coming from a flashlight. Your sweat dries up, and you decide to look around you.

    Suddenly, a glare clogs up your vision. You squint as you crawl to the source. It’s a mirror that you accidentally pointed the flashlight at. You use the mirror to examine the flashlight. A green-colored piece of tracing paper is taped to the side. You decide to de-attach the paper, and reattach it to the head of the flashlight.

    You point the now green light at the walls. There are drawings of skulls. There are rain clouds in distin…

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    Coincidence or .exe

    November 27, 2013 by Notcreepypasta

    “I must say a word about fear. It is life’s only true opponent. Only fear can defeat life. It is a clever, treacherous adversary, how well I know. It has no decency, respects no law or convention, shows no mercy. It goes for your weakest spot, which it finds with unerring ease. It begins in your mind, always. One moment you are feeling calm, self-possessed, happy. Then fear, disguised in the garb of mild-mannered doubt, slips into your mind like a spy. Doubt meets disbelief and disbelief tries to push it out. But disbelief is a poorly armed foot soldier. Doubt does away with it with little trouble. You become anxious. Reason comes to do battle for you. You are reassured. Reason is fully equipped with the latest weapons technology. But, to …

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  • Notcreepypasta

    Yet again, you can get points.

    Keep in mind, if you want to enter your creepypasta into this contest, you must put its URL into the comments.

    Your base points, which are dependent on which franchise your chosen game is from:

    Franchises that only consist of horror games, such as Left 4 Dead and Silent Hill, are 1 point.

    Angry Birds, as well as Bad Piggies, are 5 points.

    Punch Out!! is 6 points.

    Star Fox is 4 points.

    Metroid is 3 points.

    Vectorman is 7 points.

    Ristar is 8 points.

    Animal Crossing is 9 points.

    Ecco is 10 points.

    All other franchises are 2 points.

    Ways to lose and gain points:

    For each cliché with a twist, you get 1 point.

    For each instance of blood and gore that actually makes sense, you get 1 point.

    For each cliché without a twist (not inclu…

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    Hello. I am now running a contest where the contestants make creepypastas of creepypasta-like Pokemon games. The used game must be Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Sky. You can earn points, too. The types of points you can get are scary points and hilarity points. So, there are two ways to win: by getting your creepypasta to have the most scary points; or the same thing, except with hilarity points instead of scary points.

    Scary point earners:

    Weird Pokemon - 1 point

    Player dies from overly-violent Unown attack - 3 points

    Picture that shows how scary one part was - 2 points

    Weird NPC - 1 point

    Game can read your thoughts and actually enters real life - 4 points

    Zalgo - 2 points

    Hilarity point earners:

    Turtwig that tells jokes - 1 point

    Sudden r…

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