Color of your shirt:
Red: While Stabbing a rabbit
White: While Kissing a Diamond Pony
Black: While doing a booty call
Pink: While hopping on a grandma
Yellow: While smelling something off the sidewalk
Blue: While crying over a TV show
Green: While reading Fifty Shades of Grey
Purple: While using the bathroom
Brown: While battling a demon
Orange: While reading creepypasta
No Shirt: While eating a Big Mac
Shirt is dirty: while riding a unicorn
Shirt is clean: while riding a fat fairy
I got... Having a staring contest with BOB while doing a booty call, riding a fat fairy.
WHAT WILL YOU GET???