Jesus, it's been a long-ass time since my last blog. ._.

Anyway, I've created this blog post to announce that I've begun yet another pasta. I'll work on it once I've finished my other story, which is reaching its last paragraph (and will be published in three days).

As for the new story, I've yet to create a working titles, but a working summary. ._.

“A struggling writer travels on a desolate road next to a vast forest with her six year old daughter, eight year old son, and barely six month year old baby girl. The car breaks down, and they must resort to hitchhiking, due to there being absolutely no way of communication. A shady trucker decides, out of the kindness of his heart, to give them a ride. As it turns out, the man is a murderous, masochistic, deranged madman with an addiction to necrophilia (not quite escaped convict 'cause that shit's overdone), who soon attacks them. He disembowels the baby with a switchblade (leaving its body in the car), and begins pursuing the mother and her two children. He shoots the girl in the stomach with a shotgun, leaves her in the forest, and soon catches up to the boy and snaps his neck. The mother escapes for now, and the man returns to his cabin in the woods. There, he skins the baby’s body, removes all of its innards, and proceeds to give himself a fellatio with the skull. He hangs the skeleton on a hook, and takes a nap wrapped in the baby’s innards. He goes back into the woods, where he pursues the woman, who is starving and tired, but alive. This pursuit continues for six hours (and one of the most goddamn boring hours ever, at that :/), until the man finds the woman and chases her further into the woods. He shoots her in the leg and drags her back into the cabin. He tortures her using multiple tactics—including force-feeding the woman her own daughter’s innards, further reducing her ravaged mentality. He rapes her, slices her Achilles tendons shortly after, and watches her crawl away before he shoots her in the head on the porch of the cabin.”

—A Rather Long and Spoiler-Ridden Summary

inb4 "TL;DR ;D"

Because writing has barely begun, some elements are bound to change. ._.

*braces for fiery divine judgement to engulf me and everyone I've ever loved in a terrible hellfire* Necrosanity (talk) 04:20, December 13, 2012 (UTC)

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I'd also like to announce that, after both pastas have been publish, I will renew The Murder of Sarah Kingsley, which was a pasta I abandoned long ago... :/ (And I deleted it permanently, so that's going to be fucking hard.) Necrosanity (talk) 06:55, December 13, 2012 (UTC)