This blog post is designed to make sure things like "Jeff the Killer" and "Squidward's Suicide" STOP HAPPENING. You saw what happened with the Slenderman Stabbing.... let's keep crazy emos like that off the street by removing the source. If you haven't heard of this, click on this link: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/slender-man-stabbing
Anyway, let's get started.
First, the cliches of ALL creepypasta.
- The Mary Sues and John Does. There should be NO attention seekers, NO all-powerful characters (Unless of course, it is not the protagonist going insane and becoming all-powerful, but the antagonist. Even then, you have to be skilled to pull it off.), NO bland characters, and ABSOLUTELY NO melodrama. This can kill a pasta quicker than Slenderm…