It's getting late and I'm tired, so naturally I felt the need to rant about something.

For quite some time I've been seeing people write "I could care less" when they want to say they don't care about something. Or even "I could give a shit/fuck" when they want to say they don't give a shit/fuck about something. That doesn't make any sense.

If you write "I could care less", it means that you care. That is because to care less, you actually have to care. If you don't care about something, you cannot care less. Thus you should be saying "I couldn't care less".

Anyway, that's my mini rant. I'll now stop wasting your time. Although I could care less about your time.