Hello my many minions,

If you don't... FFFFFFUUUUUUU. Well I'm writing a novella for the site. The moar you know. BUT NO MATTER!!! I am glad to announce to you all that I've started writing it today and have just finished writing Chapter One Two Three Four (though I think I need to expand and split it into two different chapters. I'll decide on that later on during vacation.). And no, I don't give a shit whether you care or not. Not a single fuck will be given by me. I'm just too damn happy to do as such.

I'll be updating my progress on my blog so keep your eyes peeled. Or don't. I'm impartial (did I spell that right Cleric, Slosh, Bill, whatever?)