Hi, I'm here to introduce myself. I'm in middle school, I'm from Mexico (sometimes you can tell) and the weirdest things always happen to me, like it's a normal day, I'm walking all happy-go-lucky and something always happens, like I get punched in my face because of a soccer ball or something, or I suddenly remember the EXTREMLY IMPORTANT thing I had to bring/do, and I didn't bring/do it, then I'm like "OMG, what should I do?" and I get all paranoic and then find out that I'm supposed to bring/do the next day... sooo...yeah.

Actually one time, I had to do this science project, which involed asking to ALL students in my school something about who got sick in between months and then do a graph about the amount of students that were in the survey and the students who got sick and shit, y'know? Well, one friend who is in my team, (it's a teamwork project) and me decided to make the poll, we had to ask a teacher if we could do it, so we decided to ask the english teacher, which she accepted, and started the poll, so the time we both had english that day (it was Friday, btw) was just before recess, we made the poll in like from 10 to 15 classrooms out of 18, which was good.

But we ran out of time and the bell rang, and BOOM it's recess. So we go for our backpacks which were still in the english classroom, and guess what? THE DOOR WAS LOCKED. So I get all paranoid because I brought money to buy in the school's cafeteria some food (in Mexico, some schools don't have a seperate hour for lunch and recess, like the one I'm attending) and the money is in my backpack, also everyone's gone, we can't find the teacher, so we just run around the school looking for the rest of our friends, or the teacher.

So me and my friends ALWAYS eat in the cafeteria, and they're not there, so then I'm just like "God, what are we going to do?" So, I'm sitting down in one table, thinking on what to do, and a guy just randomly asks me "Hey, you wanna be my girfriend?" (I've never even talked or knew the guy's name) so I answer right away "No" and go outside of the cafeteria and there are my yeah this is my life.