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Hello. I'm King Irving, but there's about a 100% chance you already know that if you read the title. Anyways, I figure I need a bit of a blog post even though I'm just about as interesting as watching paint dry or listening to your grandmother's chocolate chip cookie recipe which you've seen on the internet about seven weeks ago but you refuse to tell her because you might make her feel less worthy since she already has low self esteem because of those neighborhood kids who constantly make fun of her walking pattern.
Sorry, off track a bit. Either way, I'm a regular guy, if a bit eccentric. I live in a small town in Croatia, which itself is a small nation reaching up to a pitiful 4 million citizens. I live on the coast, Dalmatia, which is t…Read more >