So I was on a date that quickly went down the shitter tonight. (It wasn't my fault or hers, if you care. One of her twatwaffle friends had to text her some bad news about her asshole ex trying to keep tabs on her. Even though she was pissed, we're still going to see each other.) But that part's neither here nor there. Since I was left with the proverbial dick in my hand, and I've read almost all the suggested reading, does anyone have any recommendations for a good pasta? I am so bored right now, I could eat my own foot.