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    Mirrors... Again

    June 8, 2014 by Jswaney

    I haven't been on here much lately, so I thought I'd get on my blog. Long story short, in my previous posts, I've espoused my hatred of mirrors, IRL. I just thought I'd upload a picture I just took that epitomizes why I hate them. It's a real pic of me, no photoshop. Look over my shoulder on the right side. There were a few more in the pic, but I'll let you people play "Where's Waldo" for yourselves. Like I said, it's a real pic, and if you don't believe it, you can bite me. I don't care. I just uploaded it because I think it's kind of interesting.  

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    March 17, 2014 by Jswaney

    So it's been a long week. All this time, I've been questioning my own existence. Before you start calling the cops, let me say: I'm NOT suicidal in any way, nor do I wish to harm myself or others. I mean that in an existential way. I've been doing a lot of soul searching, just trying to find out what this universe is. My not so serious conclusion? It's an experiment in the infinite number of infinities of infinities etc. where every bad decision that can be made, has been made by somebody or or something at some point along the lines. According to the Many Worlds Hypothesis, there are an infinite number where any one of us is a god-king, with all the power and privileges available to us.

    So why isn't this one of them? Think about it: There …

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    March 6, 2014 by Jswaney

    So I was on a date that quickly went down the shitter tonight. (It wasn't my fault or hers, if you care. One of her twatwaffle friends had to text her some bad news about her asshole ex trying to keep tabs on her. Even though she was pissed, we're still going to see each other.) But that part's neither here nor there. Since I was left with the proverbial dick in my hand, and I've read almost all the suggested reading, does anyone have any recommendations for a good pasta? I am so bored right now, I could eat my own foot. 

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    A Requiem for Bullying

    March 4, 2014 by Jswaney

    Bullying is actually a good practice. I know, I know, (dodges moldy tomato) you are probably like the rest of the people who think, "OH SHIT IF I DON'T FEEL GOOD, TEH WORLD WILL END!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111"  Well, here's the thing. Bullying makes for stronger people. Do you think that Bill Gates would be a multibillionaire if he didn't have something to prove to all the twatwaffles who wedgied him in high school? No. he'd be playing games on his Apple desktop while he lived in his mom's basement. This is a good phenomenon. It separates the strong from the nothings. 

    Why am I writing this here, you may be asking. Well, lately, there's been tons of troll haters and people saying, "Oh, don't tell these people they fail! It's better to gi…

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    March 2, 2014 by Jswaney

    In response to the flounce posts lately, I have decided to say this. If you're done with this place, no one cares. Get over it.  Here's a handy resource to see if you are writing a flounce post. (Warning: NSFW)  [1]

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