• I am male.
  • My name is Michael.
  • I am brazilian.
  • When I was born, I was young.
  • I am sexually straight.
  • I am emotionless most of the time.
  • I am very shy.
  • I am very quiet.
  • I am an asshole, I know.
  • I am a gamer.
  • Ey b0ss


  • I am not racist.
  • I am not homophobic.
  • I will not take pictures of myself shirtless for your pleasure.
  • I am not Batman.
  • Fuck relationships.
  • I do not RP.
  • I do not kill people. Period.
  • I am not a psychopath. Period.
  • I don't smoke.
  • I don't drink.
  • I am not Jesse Pinkman.
  • I am not a JtK Fanboy.
  • I do not eat cats.
  • I will not show you my face.

That's all.