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  • I live in not Compton
  • I was born on December 28
  • My occupation is Being a goldfish
  • I am Male(I think)
  • Iffyguy

    New Category Suggestions

    February 25, 2014 by Iffyguy

    Hey everybody! I have an idea for two new category ideas. One is "Short", the other is "Long".

    Now, you guys might be all "WOOOOW HE'S AN IDIOT", but I think these would be good categories. They would help direct people looking for longer scares or quick fixes. Now, one argument I can imagine people making is "How do we distinguish short from long?" Well, come on. It's pretty obvious most times. For example, a Pasta I just stumbled across, "The Pass", could be listed as "Long". It's not the longest Pasta I've ever read, but it would fit. Another, "They came from nowhere", would fit inside "Short". True, some may blur the line, and it really depends on the reader to judge length, but I think some brainstorming could turn this into a legitima…

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    New colors!

    February 20, 2014 by Iffyguy

    Well,I was certainly surprised today when Creepypasta Wiki loaded GRAY AND BLACK. I read the post complaining about the color scheme, and I didn't think it would actually work. I'm not sure how I feel about the colors. On one hand, red and black was a more violent, aggressive color scheme, but gray and black seems like a softer, but more ominous tone. Still, though, much surprised person here.

    Leave a comment telling me what you think of the new colors!

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    TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD is the scariest Pasta on the site. Seriously, you will DIE of scariness. It's so scary! Like that part with the sharks? So scary. Or that part with the elevator? :( I cried of scariness. Although it gave off a bit of a "short and sweet" vibe, I give it a 9/10.

    Read TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD here: [1]

    Leave a comment!

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    "The Arcade" Review

    February 10, 2014 by Iffyguy

    Alright, this is my first review of a Pasta, so don't get any high hopes.


    The Arcade is one of my personal favorite Pastas, mostly because it isn't about lost episodes or video games. Sure, it takes place in an arcade, but 8-bit terror isn't a part of it. It is narrated by a teenage guy, and tells the story of him and his girlfriend's not-so-excellent experience when their favorite photo booth is shut down, and they try and find a new one to take pictures in. Seems stupid, I know, but it is a great Pasta if you're looking for a scare, and has a great creepy and sad ending. I have one complaint, though: The dude seems like a bit of a jerk at the beginning. I mean, the first two sentences say it all: "When I was in high school, m…

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    You chose

    February 4, 2014 by Iffyguy

    Only one person suggested what I should do from yesterday, and it was Pasta reviews. GUESS THATS WHAT I'LL BE DOING THEN! So......... Anyone have a Pasta they want me to review? If not, I'll just pick a random one. Either way, you guys are gonna have to deal with me.

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