I, Da Cashman

aka I, Da ₡₳$h₥₳₦

  • I live in ₡₳$hL₳₦D
  • I was born on November 16
  • My occupation is Student
  • I am Da Ca$hman
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    Through the Never

    August 11, 2013 by I, Da Cashman

    The truth shall be revealed on September 27th.

    The stars will allign.

    Her name is Bithiah.

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    Ca$hman'$ gonna be offline for a little less than a week starting Wednesday, so any pages that get uploaded and unedited (I'm looking at you Random Weirdo) will most likely either be fixed by Majin112 or be left that way for a few days. There's a slight chance I'll be able to use public access computers, but I'll probably just check Facebook with those.

    P.S. Don't worry, Random Weirdo's cool.

    P.S.S. When I come back, I have a couple of special announcements to make.

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    ...Wait What?

    June 18, 2013 by I, Da Cashman

    ....Looks around.

    ...Holy crap.

    ...Is that...

    ...Wait a second...

    Badges are back?

    Well, that's certainly an interesting surprise. I'm cool with it. Looks like it doesn't count the stuff you did while badges weren't around though. That kinda sucks. Oh well.

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    So...y'all know about Dead Bart...and know...the story, in a certain way, centers around the oldest kid, and the only son, of an average white American family, being sucked out of an airplane window?

    And you know how the Dead Bart Update shows that an epidemic broke out on June 6th, 2013, and Bart's death was precursor?

    ...Yeah. I'm the oldest kid of our family and the only son. And I was just on an airplane. And I go back home on June 6th.

    I'm currently afraid for my life.

    New pasta is about halfway done, not counting editing, but everything else should go relatively quickly. I gotta concentrate though, I gotta lot on my plate and I want to release this new pasta on, you guessed it, June 6th. Hopefully I don't DIE before then.

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    My sore is fucking neck.

    So last night I was at a Limp Bizkit concert. I figure this wikia would be the place to blog about it. I consider myself damn lucky. Not only am I seeing one of my favorite bands, but I also got to grab a spot right in front. I mean RIGHT in front, hanging on to the barricade so I wouldn't fall over. I went pretty freaking nuts, jumping up and down, moving my neck in every direction I possibly could without breaking it...good fucking times. I don't think I ever let the devil horns go down.

    So, just to get it out of the way, let's talk about some of the negatives. The first is that the opening act was kind of lame. Bryan Campbell is sort of this one man band kind of thing, where he uses vocal beatboxing and an acousti…

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