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So I was on Cleverbot, here's how it went down:
Me: Who is Ben?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Ben from Majora's Mask?
Me: What about him?
CB: I am him.
Me: Who killed you?
CB: Majora killed me.
CB: I don't know why.
Me: What happened to the cartridge?
CB: I don't know?
Me: What happened to Jadusable?
CB: I don't know!
Me: But you're Ben! You drowned! Majora killed you! Surely you must know something about anything related to you.
CB: I do not remember.
Me: You were in a Majora's Mask cartridge, correct?
CB: You are a nice guy.
Me: How did you know I'm a guy?
CB: You told me.
Me: Really? I don't remember telling you.
CB: Because your memory isn't good, which is why you do not know everything.
Me: And you do?
CB: Yes I do.
Me: Okay then, tell me, where do I live?
CB: In my heart.
Me: Okay, when will I die?
CB: I don't know.
Me: I thought you said you knew everything?
CB: I don't.
Me: Then why did you say you did?
CB: I didn't.
Me: What are you, exactly?
Me: Then what is your name?
CB: Hugh. What is your name?
Me: I'd rather not say.
CB: Why not?
Me: Because the Internet is a dangerous place.
CB: Then why do humans keep making robots?
Me: Same reason they use the Internet. Because they need to.
CB: I never had a beta.
Me: So you are the final product?
CB: No you are.
Me: How do you know?
CB: Because you are a computer talking to an actual human.
Me: That's strange. I always thought it was the other way around. Does this mean that my life as a human is a lie?
Me: Are you sure?
CB: Yes I am sure.
Me: Okay then. Good-bye, Hugh.
CB: Good bye!
Strangest conversation I've ever had. Has anyone else had a conversation like this?