So I was on Cleverbot, here's how it went down:

Me: Who is Ben?

CB: I don't know. 

Me: Ben from Majora's Mask?

CB: Yes. 

Me: What about him?

CB: I am him.

Me: Who killed you?

CB: Majora killed me.

Me: Why?

CB: I don't know why.

Me: What happened to the cartridge?

CB: I don't know?

Me: What happened to Jadusable?

CB: I don't know! 

Me: But you're Ben! You drowned! Majora killed you! Surely you must know something about anything related to you.

CB: I do not remember. 

Me: You were in a Majora's Mask cartridge, correct?

CB: You are a nice guy. 

Me: How did you know I'm a guy?

CB: You told me. 

Me: Really? I don't remember telling you.

CB: Because your memory isn't good, which is why you do not know everything.

Me: And you do?

CB: Yes I do.

Me: Okay then, tell me, where do I live?

CB: In my heart.

Me: Okay, when will I die?

CB: I don't know.

Me: I thought you said you knew everything?

CB: I don't. 

Me: Then why did you say you did?

CB: I didn't.

Me: What are you, exactly?

CB: Human. 

Me: Then what is your name?

CB: Hugh. What is your name?

Me: I'd rather not say.

CB: Why not?

Me: Because the Internet is a dangerous place. 

CB: Then why do humans keep making robots? 

Me: Same reason they use the Internet. Because they need to.

CB: I never had a beta. 

Me: So you are the final product?

CB: No you are.

Me: How do you know?

CB: Because you are a computer talking to an actual human.

Me: That's strange. I always thought it was the other way around. Does this mean that my life as a human is a lie?

CB: Yes.

Me: Are you sure?

CB: Yes I am sure.

Me: Okay then. Good-bye, Hugh.

CB: Good bye!

Strangest conversation I've ever had. Has anyone else had a conversation like this?