In my experience, Creepypasta Wiki consists of: impolite, middle-aged gents; respectable young ladies, and a single hyperactive Wallachian with some bizarre fetishes.

Now, I'm sure that all of you here enjoy the fine brew I mentioned in the title. I do too. My favourite brands are: Union (Slovenia), Nikšićko (Montenegro), Jelen (Serbia), and Velebitsko (Croatia). Now, I would like to enquire about your favourite brands.

And let's just have an overall relaxed and civilized discussion.