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EtherBot

aka Ethan REDACTED

  • I live in the woods
  • I was born on March 2
  • My occupation is gnome hunter
  • I am male
  • EtherBot

    Greeting and salutations, maladies and gentlemen, ghosts and ghouls, to the Random Writer's Showcase! The only series on this website to be terrifying for the wrong reasons and interesting for the right.

    Today we'll be looking at J. Deschene , who's been a member since March 2018 and has in that time released seven creepypasta tales, which is impressive. Aside from writing horror she is apparently a theater actor and aspiring director, which is also pretty cool. Today we'll be looking at three of those stories.

    She's an actor. Hm.

    I've decided to write the rest of this showcase in the style of a pretentious theater critic.

    (Last time we showcased Squidmanescape, and you can read that showcase here.)

    (By the way, we'll be spoiling each of these …

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    I know that sounds kinda insane but I've already written about the story twice and its absolutely bonkers terribleness really fascinates me. I've gotten a pretty fair ways into it actually, I've been chipping at this thing for a while. The idea is to take all three stories, change up some of the more obscure details (Peter isn't an evil witch anymore), give the story an actual ending and send that off to the factory. I think you guys might or might not like the direction I'm taking this, its certainly different from where parts 2 and 3 originally took it (Peter isn't an EVIL FUCKING WITCH anymore), but I think it remains true to the heart of at least the first story, and I've been trying to address a LOT of my annoyances with the story.

    If …

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  • EtherBot

    [INITIATING EARLY APRIL PROTOCOLS]

    [ERROR - DELAYED REACTION]

    [CONFIGURING DATA COLLECTION SETTINGS]

    [DATA COLLECTION CONFIGURED]

    [PREFERENCES AUTO-SELECTED]

    [WRITING CREEPYPASTA SHOWCASE]

    [DATA STORED - TRANSMITTING SIGNAL]

    [TRANSMISSION SENT]

    [ERROR - TRANSMISSION NOT RECIEVED]

    [ERROR - SIGNAL BLOCKED]

    [TRANSMITTING SIGNAL]

    [ERROR - RECIPIENT IS BLOCKING TRANSMISSION]

    [INCOMING MESSAGE]

    [MESSAGE RECIEVED:] "HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER VERY EXCITING EPISODE OF THE RANDOM WRITER'S SHOWCASE, A BLOG SERIES WHERE WE -- AND BY WE, I MEAN I -- SELECT A RANDOM CREEPYPASTA WRITER AND LOOK AT THEIR STUFF, AND IT'S PRETTY COOL, I GUGUGUGUGUGUGUEEEEEE---------"

    [ERROR - MESSAGE CORRUPTED]

    [RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS]

    [SOURCE OF CORRUPTION DISCOVERED]

    [TROUBLESHOOTING]

    {[I S…

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  • EtherBot

    It's my birthday!!

    March 2, 2018 by EtherBot

    I'm a day closer to inexistence! [blows party whistle ]

    If you wanna give me a birthday present, read and comment on my last two showcases I put a lot of effort into those.  Especially the last one since that was for squidmanescape as opposed to the first one which was just a general thing about Channel Zero's pastas. 

    My birthday is the same as Dr. Seuss's birthday. Did you know Dr. Seuss was pretty racist against the japanese but took a trip to japan during world war 2 to write an article about life in schools for TIME magazine, and had a bit of an epiphany? Returning home after that was the inspiration to write "Horton Hears a Who" which, if you read under that lense instead of under a general tolerance and belief lense i think most people…

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    Hell, Hello, and lo behold, the time is glistening like gold,

    But do be wary, though not old, and stay here as a story's told.

    This story, I prefer to state, is all about Squidmanescape,

    A pasta-writer, this is true, and all the things he likes to do.

    BOO!

    (Got you!)

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    Welcome to the Random Writer's Showcase, a series where I find a random writer and read their stuff and then showcase it. Today we'll be talking about Squidmanescape , a writer who's had an account on the site since 2015 and has in that time written six pastas, although we'll be taking a look at three of them. We will also take some time to talk about his general style, and anything else that seems relevent.

    As per usual, we will talk about these stories in relative depth and s…

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