It has come to my attention recently that the level of Game Pastas is increasing exponentially. And I've noticed something. The storyline is always as follows:

  • I clicked X like 23539275 times but it didn't close.
  • I couldn't open anything else.
  • The shutdown button didn't work.
  • My thoughts wouldn't let me unplug it.

Why does nobody ever just Alt+F4 or Ctrl+Alt+Del? Do Windows keybind shortcuts just disappear from mind or not work when a haunted game strikes you?

Am I the only one to realize this? Stalk much? ~Eculeus666 08:14, December 22, 2011 (UTC)