Alternate universes are a thing. How do I know? Because an alternate universe version of me is posting things on a site called So, if you're tired of story arcs and just want to read rants from a Dorkpool (and his friend, Sotaar, who is actually much funnier than Dorkpool), head right over there. I'm not quite sure when that Dorkpool is posting though, so be patient, I guess.

(Note: This alternate version of me and the version writing this right now are basically the same, except that one doesn't have the whole story arc thing going on.)