You know, I miss bitching about bad Creepypasta stories on this Wiki. However, I can't Riff them. So there's only one thing to do: a review.

Yep, I'm going to be doing reviews in a little segment I call "The Dork Report". Why that name? Because I use the pseudonym Dorkpool, and it just works.

Now, I plan to make this, at most, a once a weekend thing, so I'll have more time to work on it. (Besides, we all remember what happened the last time I went overboard with something.)

If you're curious, check out the review of "Sonic.exe: Round 2" (also known as "Sonic.exe 2: Electric Boogaloo." No, I'm not kidding) here:

If you're not curious, ok. Have a nice day.