One year ago today, I announced I'd be working on a series called "Slayers." It wouldn't be on the Wiki since, and I'm quoting from the post I used to announce the series, "it's not really creepy per se. Sure, it does involve monsters (and robots since it does take place in the future), but it's mainly going to be fun rather than dark or scary." In other words, it's exclusive to my neato website (

Anyway, why am I mentioning this thing that most of you either had no idea existed or completely forgot about? Well, exactly one year since my first post (and the first preview for the series. I added a second one not too long ago. Technically, both are canon), I've put up the first installment of the series. Huzzah!

Now, let me use my advertiser/trailer voice.


From Dorkpool, the schmuck who brought you Creepypasta Riffs, three decent Creepypasta stories, some bizarre things made in Photoshop, and way too many blog posts comes a series called "Slayers." A series of action, adventure, monsters, and, of course, humor. But no romance right now. Fuck romance. 

The first installment is out NOW. Tune in for future installments, and the present installment at .

You won't regret it.

And now, back to normal voice.

So, yeah. I'm making a series. You know where to find it (unless you were completely dazzled by my awesome trailer voice, which would be confusing since this is all in a visual medium). Sorry for the advertising, but it's kind of a necessary evil.

Hey, it could be worse. At least I'm not saying anyone will be crying like an anime fan on prom night.