Smile Dog Shitpost Pic
Alright, context: for the last few weeks, I've been writing these silly little comedy stories that reinterpret Creepypasta characters in comedic ways. For instance, Laughing Jack is a hack comedian; Slender Man is excessively German; and BEN and Sonic.exe are roommates in a computer who hate each other.
I've been writing down some other ideas for this, with different bits for different characters. This led me to write "Brian Griffin Smile Dog." For some reason, my dumbass thought that was the funniest goddamn thing ever, and I decided I had to make a picture of this idea.
This stupid fucking picture makes me laugh whenever I see it, and I just wanted to share it with all of you.
After Seven Years, I Finished My Jeff Series
About seven years ago, I said to myself, “I want to write a good Jeff the Killer story.” I felt the character had a lot of potential, and I wanted to take a crack at him. And so, I wrote, “Have a Nice Rest” (“Go to Sleep” was taken). Realizing I enjoyed writing my smartassey version of Jeff, I decided to write more stories, and ended up introducing a new version of Jane the Killer. I was having fun, but I got a bit overwhelmed by my plans at the time. In total I wrote about five chapters, with the last one at the time being “Jeff v. Jane: Dawn of Stabbing.” I’m pretty sure that reference was dated even when I wrote it.
Anyway, that story was written in February of 2017. And for over six years, that was it. The story ended on a bit of a clif…
An Apology to Slimebeast/What Happened to FearFic?
About five years ago, Slimebeast announced he was going to make his own site to archive scary Internet short stories. The site, FearFic.com, would have less rigorous quality standards than the Creepypasta Wiki and all in all be more welcoming to newer writers while also archiving older stories. The idea behind it mainly seemed to be based on preservation, which is a genuinely good goal. Art, no matter how bad it is, should be preserved in some form.
Anyway, at the time I wrote a blog post about the site where I was, to be quite honest, kind of a giant dick. I recently reread it and just cringed at how much of a dick I was. Like, I was comparing Slimebeast’s site to the knockoff Wiki made by an author angered by how her stories kept being de…
"Slender Man versus Eyeless Jack": A Reevaluation
“This story is just awful, to be honest.” – Me, 2015, talking about "Slender Man versus Eyeless Jack."
You ever want to go back in time and talk to your younger self? Not even to change anything or warn them about things they should or shouldn’t do. Just have a conversation with the person you used to be and through that realize how much you’ve changed and grown.
I would love to go back in time and discuss "Slender Man versus Eyeless Jack" with my younger, pissier self.
I know why I hated it way back when. I was just starting out my whole riffing career, and this was one of the earliest stories I riffed. I didn’t really know what terrible Creepypasta looked like, which made this seem worse than it was. I also tended to overexaggerate how bad …
A Few Words on "Squidward's Suicide," "Dead Bart," and Lost Episode Stories in General
“Squidward’s Suicide” and “Dead Bart” are considered the founding fathers of the crappy lost episode genre, and because of that people tend to think they’re basically the same thing but use different franchises. On the surface, it makes sense. Both are supposed lost episodes of well known and beloved TV shows that have the lost episodes being described. The lost episode is darker and scarier than normal episodes, and the animation style on the episodes is described as at times ranging from low quality to “hyper realistic.”
However, upon rereading both of those stories, I noticed something: outside of a similar basic premise, these two stories are actually pretty different. In fact, “Dead Bart” seems closer to a different well known lost ep…