You may or may not know that today Metallica just released their new album Hardwired...To Self-Destruct, their first album in eight years (back when our admins were blissfully unaware of this hellhole that was about to form in the internet). Other than fact that they still kick ass despite being really really old, a great thing about this album is that a handful of the music videos lean in a dark direction. By far the creepiest is Here Comes Revenge, it contains elements our animal lovers (you know what I mean, you sick bastards) might find interesting. The only thing I can say about it without spoiling anything is that it started to make me a bit guilty about the dead goat from my sex dungeon (not sure why I kept it). It's also worth mentioning the truly badass tribute to Motorhead's fallen founder, Lemmy Kilmister (rest in peace, we won't forget your badassness) with the song Murder One.