Cor blimey, guv'nor! 'Ave a gander, me old mucker, eh? Eh? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more say no more? Way-eeey!!

...*ahem* Dreadfully sorry about that, chums. Seem to have come down with a slight case of Cockney Fever. It should pass, I'm sure. How awfully ghastly, one does apologise. Now, where the devil was I...?

Ah, yes of course! Hallo! DB Andrews the name, British through and through (although less of the tea and more of the Marmite, thank you very much)! I've been reading CPs for a while now and, being an avid writer in my own right, I thought I'd give it a go! I have two very short stories already down (only one of which is on here, the other is being held and edited for a contest entry), with several longer, darker ones in the process.

Heavily influenced by the works of Lovecraft, Poe and their chums, I'm constantly being informed I'm disturbed by my own when I run D&D and CoC campaigns. So I thought, why not put these dark powers to good use (kinda')? And here I am. Hope to be prolific, both in contributions and help.

Tally ho, wot wot!