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  • CynicalSloth


    September 12, 2013 by CynicalSloth

    It seems to me that a great many people continously butt heads with any form of legislation in place to maintain a certain level of intellectuality on this Wiki. Many people complain about the myriad rules, the many regulations, and the constant vigilance of the moderators, insisting that the system of law and order imposed is too rigid, and not malleable enough to promote a welcoming environment.

    But let's be honest.

    Without the hard work of the mods, admins, VCROCs, rollbacks and CM's this Wiki would be like so many others. A shambles; a total mess of broken links and troll-infested pages that are no good to anyone on this green earth. The systems, and structured hierarchy in place on this Wiki have resulted in a literary haven for those w…

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  • CynicalSloth

    Slenderman & SCP-173

    August 28, 2013 by CynicalSloth

    You see Slenderman standing next to SCP-173.

    What do you do?

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  • CynicalSloth


    August 23, 2013 by CynicalSloth

    I got a 'Lucky' badge :)

    I'm sure that many people on this Wiki have that badge but I'm quite happy about it ^^)

    >dances a slothy dance

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  • CynicalSloth


    August 22, 2013 by CynicalSloth

    Click Read more > below to see the screenshots.


    The top picture is a screencap from the talk page of user Pellyeve93 of a comment posted.

    That mentions my username.

    And from the timestamp, seems to be from 29/05/2013.

    Despite the fact that I didn't join the Wiki until 01/08/2013 as shown in the bottom screenshot. Am I misreading the timestamp? Or... what?!

    EDIT: Ok Grammatik helped show me I was just being daft and I am not actually going mental. DISREGARD>

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  • CynicalSloth

    Finished Pasta #2. The second one is a lot less formulaic that the first, I will admit. It's slightly more experimental, bordering on the existential. A journey into a cracked psyke on the brink of total lapse of self. Enjoy.

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