Are you sick and tired of there being too many high quality creepypastas?

Well, introducing, the cliche, a useful system for diminsishing the quality of once-popular pastas! Works on any pasta that is over 2 months old! But what do our customers think of it:

"I hated it." - Everyone.

"Best thing ever!" -Nobody.

"I hate it. By the way, you guys wanna go skateboards?" - A cow pretending to be a man.

So buy now, and we will send it for negetive ten cents, with free shipping!