Are you sick and tired of there being too many high quality creepypastas?
Well, introducing, the cliche, a useful system for diminsishing the quality of once-popular pastas! Works on any pasta that is over 2 months old! But what do our customers think of it:
"I hated it." - Everyone.
"Best thing ever!" -Nobody.
"I hate it. By the way, you guys wanna go skateboards?" - A cow pretending to be a man.
So buy now, and we will send it for negetive ten cents, with free shipping!