WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
TOOK ME INTO R'LYEH
TO SEE HIS MADNESS PLANNED
It said, "Boy when
you grow up,
will you be
the eater of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?"
It said, "Will you
against the non-believers,
the plans that they have made?"
I'm a Cthulhu girl, in a Cthulhu world
It's so brilliant, non-Euclidean!
I've got tentacles for hair, I'll touch you everywhere,
Mastication, that's my foremost mission!
Even thought the sight of him is something quite atrotious,
If you scream it loud enough, he'll haunt you in your dreams until you descend into utter madness and run screaming into the ocean's dark depths and they'll never find your body because he has devoured you, body, soul and all,