(The only reason I'm the one writing this blog is because he asked me to, and his connection is fucked up.)
User:ObliterationoftheSelf would like to apologize for his recent behavior. It has come to my attention that other users are getting fed up with his behavior, calling it "rude", "douche-y" and uncalled for. He would like to apologize for this behavior and he makes a vow to stop it unless the user he directs it at completely and totally deserves the behavior.
Thanks for reading this, Weirdo out.