Hey all,

I had an Idea for a contest/challenge.

The winner will recieve a ruffling of hair, rustling of jimmies, or severe virtual GLOMPing.


I want you to write a quality, solid pasta, one that is scary or paranoia making.

Here's the catch:

NO ONE in the ENITRE STORY can be HURT or KILLED. No background charachters or ANYTHING. No Implied death either.

When you finish your story, send it via email to

Have fun noodling this one through!