I give up. Totally. Can't cut the cheese, can I? What is the definition of a creepy pasta? A concept people have pored over twenty thousand times a year? Something I find ridiculously tame? I fail to be scared. I fail to be even stirred. I just think, through every pasta that I read, 'How did this survive deletion?'
Demons: seen it. SO yesterday... Poltergeists: Really? ghosts are still considered scary? Animals: Got a shotgun for that Jeff The Killer: Get out of my face, I have a katana for that one. And how are you not dead already? Beings: Don't exist, so they can't scare me Disappearances: Most likely lost or murder. Returned to reality yet? Diary/Journal: Dear diary....*yawn* photography/music/mirrors: What? that's scary? You've got …Read more >
I see that things haven't changed...everything here fails to frighten me...so what is scary?Read more >
Lookadat! I've found creepy pasta! Nope, I'm wrong, I just found creepy stories written by...*people* (let's not get into that) Look from a small chunk of text and a picture or two, and you'd think that this is horrorlandia. Look closely and see that this *pasta* is actually exactly how it sounds. Soft boiled pasta. Is it scary? nope. Was I unnerved at night? Oh hell no. Is this comedy central? Yup. I never found anything so funny! cheers.XRead more >