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When I first read Jeff the killer i got relly scared,but over time i saw it was just twisted crap.First:
1.Bleach makes your skin RED, not WHITE and just for a short period of time.
2.You can't burn your EYELIDS of because... freakin' flesh.
3.Even if you could, you would get major eye damage and be blind.
4.Jeff's grin was a metod of torture named The Glasgow smile and people died because...blood loss.
5.How did he get rid of his nose?
6.Burns make your skin red/brown/black not white.
7.Your hair doesn't stay on your head after you burn it.
Verdict:Flour+bald idiot+black hair+jam=Jeff the killer
Now about Slenderman:
1.Suit and necktie? Realy?
2. How can he breath without a mouth or a nose and see without eyes?
Verdict:Octodad drank bleach and cut his ink sack then glued a paper sheet on his face.
1.A rake is not a monster.Google it.
2.Humanoid hairless dog.Give me freakin' break.
3.How to make a story more interesting?Wolverine claws should do.
Verdict:Butterball, my dear dog.Who is the motherf- who shaved you and why do you have claws?
1. Huskies are great dogs after you meet them.
2.Who gave dog-like features to the skeezer?
3.Should we say spread the virus?Neh spread the word sounds creepier
Verdict:Who photoshoped my skeezer?