What is so scary about him?It's just a tree with a white plastic bag on it.And a suit and a tie don't make him scarier.And mabe there was a psychotic freak that impaled those nazis on tree branches.

Have you everplayed Octodad?Did je just glue a paper sheet on is face, cut his ink sack and covered himsefl in flour while he was going to a fancy party?

Please don't hate and don't srgue in the comments.