aka K. Banning Kellum

  • I live in New Orleans, LA
  • I was born on December 5
  • My occupation is Horror Writer and Site Admin
  • I am Male
  • Banningk1979

    Well folks, since I am "sure" that you've all been waiting on the edge of your (toilet) seats for my sequel to my Jeff reboot, Jeff the Killer 2015, I am very proud to bring to you Jeff the Killer: Scars of Corruption!

    In the words of the great Wayne and Garth, "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll hurl!"

    In all seriousness, I certainly hope you all enjoy it. As always, feedback is much appreciated. So head on over to Spinpasta and check out the latest chapter in Jeffery Woods' problematic life.

    You'll love it so much that you just might print out a copy to keep in your bathroom... just not for reading.

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  • Banningk1979

    Well folks, maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment! Maybe I just can't learn from my mistakes! Maybe I am just painfully optimisitc! Whatever the case may be, I am currently 23,000 words into the direct sequel to my "beloved" reboot of Jeff the Killer, Jeff the Killer 2015!

    Now, before anyone starts wondering and asking, let me put your minds at ease. This isn't going to be another contest or vote. I'm going to plunk this sucker over on Spinpasta where it can't hurt anyone. 

    So, why write another Jeff? I've certainy received some grief and negative reviews. The story has been roasted on YouTube, and a quick cruise through the comments section here on the current JtK 2015 will show you that there are a lot of people who hated the story.


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  • Banningk1979

    Hey guys, Banning here!

    I know I've been a bit off the grid as of late. Had a lot to do here. Creeparoni finally completed the readings of all my Tobit stories, so if you haven't gone on over and given them a listen (and subscribed) do so! 

    Creeparoni's Page

    As for other stuff, I was hired on by documentary film maker Richard Santiago to write an article to accompany his film When Bullies Become Bosses, an inside look at workplace abuse among adults. Between gathering stats and talking to experts, this little project has taken up a good deal of my time. I intend to complete the article tonight though and will likely post it on ToughNickel where I've written some other non-fiction articles in the past. 

    Other than that, we're taking a family trip…

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  • Banningk1979

    Hey all,

    Banning here, just wanted to post real quick that I wrote a new pasta today. It's one I've been working over in my mind for a while. It's called:

    The Doctor and the Coffin Song

    Since completing the Tobit series I've been wanting to focus again on stand-alone stories, so I hope you all enjoy!


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  • Banningk1979

    Tobit Shirts Available!

    December 31, 2016 by Banningk1979

    Hey all, Banning here to tell you all about the awesome merchandise currently available from All-Star Youtuber Creeparoni and also from me, Hyraaq Tobit t-shirts!

    If you haven't checked out her Youtube page yet, by all means click HERE and subscribe for some amazing readings, including the very ambitious readings of almost my entire Tobit series (she intends to complete them all soon!)

    Anyway, recently she decided to start selling merchandise, including a sweet horror coloring book as well as some very stellar shirts, to include a Hyraaq Tobit selection.

    Her entire collection of merchandise can be viewed and purchased on her store Linked Here.

    I mean, just check this beauty out and tell me you wouldn't want to rock this at your next cannibalis…

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