aka TheCreepingPasta

  • I live in The Dream Crypts
  • I was born on April 5
  • My occupation is Singer, guitarist, pianist, writer, poet, lyricist, comedian
  • I am YOUR FATHER...
  • Axlthekoopakid

    Ashamed, I Am

    September 13, 2014 by Axlthekoopakid

    Wow... Looking back at how I used to behave towards other moderators on this site, I cringe at the realization of how much of a bigot I was!

    To all the people on this site who I've had a few squabbles with, I apologize. *place emoticon here*

    I'm going to do whatever it takes to better myself, and to properly contribute to this wikia.

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  • Axlthekoopakid

    So, every single one of my stories have been deleted. I asked LOLSkeletons as to why my stories have been removed, and here's what he said:

    First, I'd appreciate if you read my talk page header in the future. Your poems were deleted as a part of a (still-ongoing) cleanup of Category:Poetry, which is being carried out for quality reasons. In general, your poems fell beneath our quality standards (this means they were not very good); feel free to use deletion appeal if you feel this isn't the case. LOLSKELETONS (talk) 01:22, January 27, 2014 (UTC)

    I should also point out that the quality standards page is severely outdated and we no longer only look for good grammar/spelling/etc. The pasta itself has to be good too. LOLSKELETONS (talk) 03:15, …

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  • Axlthekoopakid

    Horror Survival?

    December 9, 2013 by Axlthekoopakid


    Which Pasta Monster would you want to play a game of "Horror Survival" with, and why? 

    Personally, I would choose Jeff the Killer. Mainly because I'd like to see him face to face, and out of most Pasta Monsters, he actually can be killed using most ordinary weapons.

    Who would you choose?

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  • Axlthekoopakid

    Do They Ever Learn...?

    September 2, 2013 by Axlthekoopakid

    Here's what I've been seeing, clear as sunshine, on the front page of the Wikia:

    "Sorry, we no longer accept spinoffs or fan sequels of existing pastas (i.e. Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, The Rake,BEN and such) to be directly uploaded to this wiki, unless you wrote the original story yourself. We are also no longer accepting Minecraft, Pokémon, or "haunted file/game" pastas."

    But, what do we keep seeing here roughly around 6-7 times per day? That's right! More unoriginality! 

    I know sometimes I rant about some really stupid shit... I'm not gonna hesitate to admit it. I'm very blatant about about my own vices! Unlike some fuckers...

    Hell, I'll even link some of the stupid shit I said in the past.

    January 17, 2013 by Axlthekoopakid

    I don't blame th…

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  • Axlthekoopakid

    Hello, my impressionable kiddies, and hormone-driven lovelies! 

    I am Axlthekoopakid/TheCreepingPasta. You might have seen a few of my previous blogs on this site. I have been known for bitching and moaning about issues that are both not my fault and are difficult to do anything to make improvements. From the infectious writer's block, to the contagious unorigionality of many of today's new writers on this site. Let's just face it; complaining about these subject matters is as futile as trying to stop an oncoming meteor shower of doom with landmines. 

    But, I digress...

    I'm starting this little series of blogs to carve-- I mean, put smiles on your adorable little faces! Not only that. I would also like to see some of your opinions on what you w…

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