I have a lot of weird things going on in my town. A lot of stories are told about creepy things that go bump in the night, and other things like that. Naturally, none of this phases me, simply because I AM what goes bump in the night; nonetheless, I have been intrigued by these so-called folk tales. I am currently investigating to find out what is real and what isn't. I'll write about my findings here, on the creepypasta wiki, because I know that if anyone would believe me, it would be people who have heard of this stuff before.