Myself(Do I have a self? You have a self if you have a brain and sensory input, according to my brother)Edit
Age: Won't tell.
Name: Won't tell.
Location: (How did you guess?)Won't tell.
Phone: Wo-Oh you get the picture.
I predict anyone reading this page is reading this page!(Yes-I'm in the tautology club. http://xkcd.com/703/)
Making my page is a pain. Can't think of anything to put. Oh, what ever. Favorite pastas are pretty much any, but a few stand out: