boo, did I scurry you?
you are now reading this for no reason, yet you continue to read.
...can't you go do something else useful? like snort coke up your snatch or something?
damn, you are hard to get rid of..... whatevs. i am just gonna go blow a camel.
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Welcome, stalker!
Haidere, <insert name here>, it is obvious you are here on my profile, and you probably are wondering why? I really don't know... but what I do know is that if you are still reading this far, I know I have your attention.
You must always have attention!
It is the key factor of a health life of being a asshole, or a stupid bitch. But, isn't that what most people are? Yes, yes they are.
My Pastas
Read, or I will sell myself to clowns... in a van.
My Projects
Playing House
My Favorite Pages
- Dating Game
- The Cleansing
- Cupcakes
- Psychosis
- The Comfy and Cozy Cabin
- The Midnight Man
- The Tadpole Story
