I'm an actual person, not a metal ghost in a rainbow box. I'm an English major, entering my junior year, with a special emphasis on literature and philosophy. I double as a writer of sports satire on the 5th biggest MMA website in England, and triple as a mover of heavy boxes.

Influenced by: Richard Brautigan, Jim Goad, Harlan Ellison, Grabriel Marquez, and H.P. Lovecraft.

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