Hello. I like to read scary stories.

Thanks, uncle who let me sleep in the basement bedroom where you kept shelves and shelves of horror novels.

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I'm beginning to feel guilty for contributing lots of comments and talk but no content.

Correction: no longer am I a shiftless lamprey affixed to this wiki's underbelly. I wrote Long Way Home for a contest on this site, way back in the year dot. Please critique it.

My favorite stories

• Me, Tree
• Julia Legare
• Why He Weeps
• The Gambler
• Helen
• Special
• Dollar Short
• The Journal of Gabriel Orwell
• The Bwystfel
• A Long Detour
• NoEnd House
• The Book of Sand
• He Waits for You
• Do Try
• Playing with Sound
• Annora
• Things in the Jungle
• Orwin
• The Gallery of Henri Beauchamp
• Roadwork
• Cold Reading
• Troubadour
• Haïta the Shepherd
• The Essence of Life
• Cool Air
• A Perfect Routine
• The Memetic Symbol
• Trains
• Film-Stock Dream
• Normal Porn for Normal People
• Infinite Regress
• Smee
• Mother's Call
• Enlightenment
• Just Rats
• All Is Well
• Bonus Room